Contact Me

Don’t like something I said? Feel the need to send me hate mail? Embarrassed because you’re related to me?

Take a ticket and get in line behind my wife, my kids, my parents, my grandparents, my dead relatives, my disowned relatives,  all two of my unfortunate friends, all five of my acquaintances, thousands of former co workers, the guy at the DMV, the lady in front of me in line at CVS, the guy I yelled at whilst walking down the jetway at JFK’s Terminal 5, the Pope, the President, and assorted other people that continue to hold a grudge at me!

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